Valentines day sucks. I went to all the trouble of saving up my pennies to buy flowers for these 2 girls i like and it turned out to be a complete waste of time. One i didn't know (just some girl i fancy) never replied and the other didn't even give me a kiss on the cheek and i really fancy her

I tell ya', with redheads you are just asking for trouble

Women... it's easier to understand the ROM Kernal Manuals than trying to understand "Womens logic"...

My ex wife was a ginger but I never knew at first cos she was always peroxide blonde, it's only when you get to the good bits you discover the truth...

Get yourself a "cleaning lady" like I do... much less hassle, no backchat and a hell of a lot cheaper too...