Latest CUSA bullshit from Barry boy himself...



Look like we're all set to have thousands of "CUSA Stores" worldwide where you can take the whole family for a day out and have good laugh at these overpriced marvels...

Be good in the winter time though, all that heat generated by them you could wander in their in your beach gear and still be nice and warm...

Wonder if Barry's worldwide chain of new stores will pass the local health & safety fire regulations, dodgy one that...

Coming soon to a dark dingy side street near you, be careful to dodge the drunks and prostitutes (and Dammy) on your way there...

This gets better every day, wonder who write his material, must've hired the Python team methinks...

So they only have to order ten machines to be a Barrydore reseller? Wow aiming high there...

And they're only "barebones" empty cases, wow that's going to be great! No two machines will be the same even if they've got the same model name so tech support will be a nightmare. They seem to want thousands of different models like apple did in the early 90s, well apple nearly went bankrupt on account of nobody wanting to wade through a sea of fifty almost identical computers just to buy one.

And I've still not seen a single shop selling Barrydores anywhere.

@ Doritos

What you said pretty much sums up this whole sorry saga of Conmore USA and their whacked out plans of world domination...

Seems from their franchise deal that Conmore USA will only be selling empty cases from now on (still overpriced of course) as Barry desperately tires to sell off their stockpile of bog standard cases they purchased from eBay...

Just think... 10 machines at a time, one wee shop in each city worldwide, we're doomed, think Barry got his business plan from watching a late night viewing of "Invasion Ot The Bodysnatchers"...

Wur Doomed, Doomed ah tell ye...

at this point i'm convinced it's just a publicity stunt for chucklevision the movie.